The Naked Stage: 8 Quick & Dirty Presentation Tips for Anxious Writers


Don’t let stage fright stop you from presenting your writing to an audience.

Anxiety is the baked-on crap stuck to your kitchen pans that never goes away. It sucks.

Fear has paralyzed my public life on far too many occasions. I’d rather write words than present them on stage. But I’m also a weirdo. A face-your-fear-and-do-it-anyway kind of weirdo. And that comes after being an if-you-call-on-me-in-class-I-will-pass-out kind of weirdo.

Considering I was always prone to panic attacks, I did the unthinkable.

I got a B.A. in Theatre and Performance Studies. A degree I sought out specifically to deal with my anxiety. Tortuous at times, it gave me skills that I used as a high school English teacher, a burlesque performer, and a flight attendant. Speaking in front of people still makes me nauseous. But now nobody notices if I’m on the verge of throwing up.


Anxiety has never left me. I’ve learned to talk her down from the ledge. Still, she’s always at my side. But when met with an audience, I have the tools to override my knee knocking, star seeing, palms sweating, petrified freak-outs.

Believe me when I say presenting is a learned skill.

Whether you’re an anxious author who’s about to present a Ted Talk or giving a poetry reading for three people at your local library, you need to keep from passing out in public. Anxiety and public speaking are not mutually exclusive. You can build a safety net that will keep you from freezing up on stage.

I’m not talking about positive thinking here. Chant mantras all you like BEFORE showtime, but when you’re in the spotlight you need specific tactics to keep you from collapse.

Here are 8 quick and dirty tips for preventing presentation fallout:

1.     Walk Through It

Go to rehearsal times, so you’ll know how the stage will be arranged. You need to know what you’ll be walking into, literally. If a rehearsal isn’t included, ask the organizers if you can schedule a quick walkthrough. Make some notes. Then run it again and again in your head, visualizing the layout.

2.     Prop Yourself Up

Incorporate a pen, a laser pointer, or a stack of notecards into your presentation so your hands will have something to manipulate. We handle things daily. Think keys, rubber bands, paperclips, the mail, kitchen utensils. We point with them, sing into them, we use them as an extension of ourselves. So why stand on stage empty handed?

My theatre professor couldn’t understand why during a play rehearsal when an actor’s hat fell off his head, the entire cast stepped over it for the rest of the show.

“Why?” he asked, “in real life, you’d just reach down, pick it up, and hold it.”

3.     Get Wet

Demand water. Say you must have it for health reasons. You’ll thank me when you realize how parched all that adrenaline makes you. In fact, you can even script in sips to function as beats to break up your words. In the few seconds you’re drinking, sloooooow waaaaaaayyyy doooooown. Tell yourself to breathe. You’re probably talking much faster than you think.

I would suggest a water bottle over a glass. Screw that cap back on and now you have a pointer to add emphasis.

4.     Pocket It

Wear pants with pockets. Stick a few small objects like glass beads or pieces of hard candy in both sides that you can grab. Tig Notaro, the comedian, sticks her hands in her pockets often. It was probably once a security thing and now it’s a signature thing.

5.     Stool Pigeon

Wonder why every comedian in the world stands at a microphone next to a stool? You can sit, lean, stretch, balance, use it to hold props, or battle tigers with it. Entire acts develop around these three-legged things.

But if you’re a nervous wreck, grab a stool and just sit the f* down. You’ll ground your jitters.

Performing seated isn’t cheating, either. Sitting can create a conversational tone for your audience. It’s a style that tells them “pull up a chair, we’re gonna get intimate.”

6.     Make ‘Em Laugh

Be honest. Tell a story. Use humor.

Open with something like: “Hey y’all when I get nervous, I’m really awkward. I bet you didn’t even notice (as you fumble).” Of course, they noticed, but now they know you know they know. It’s not a secret that being on stage is a horrifying event, so bring your audience along for the ride. Own your idiosyncrasies and laugh at yourself. People will relate to your authenticity and want to see you succeed.

7.     Give Yourself Double Vision

Do you wear glasses or contacts? Don’t. The less you make eye contact, the more comfortable you’ll feel. But you must look up. You know they’re out there, but you can’t see their furrowed brows, so who cares.

** If your vision impairments are severe, don’t try this one on stage. Only do this if, like me, you are gradually going nearsighted.

Pick either a fuzzy shape or a real human and look at the point just above their head. From their perspective, it looks like you are making eye contact, but the reality is you’re looking just beyond them.

8.     Use A Plant

No, I’m not advocating you bring in a hydrangea bush you can hide behind. Bring a friend or a significant other. Give them a job. Ask them a question and make them part of the show. Keep them “on book” so they know your lines and can mouth a word or two if you get lost. Or hold a prop for you that you’ll need to retrieve in the middle of your presentation. Having that one familiar person in the audience can pep up your demeanor, which will appeal to the entire crowd.

No Matter What

None of these tips replaces longterm experience with public speaking. But early on you must get on your platform and give yourself permission to make mistakes. Some of my best performances happened when things didn’t go as planned. Like that time a projector screen fell on my head while teaching my HS juniors The Crucible. I screamed SHIT! The kids loved my four-letter foible and I had an engaged audience for the rest of the school year.

When you react to your current reality, you look like a human instead of like Despicable Me’s Agnes giving her zombie reading of that Mother’s Day poem. Just like with writing, your goals are to 1) not pass out and 2) connect with your audience.  

What are some techniques you use to control your anxiety when public speaking or networking?

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